One line fun

Friends wave red flags when you have a bad idea. Real friends pick up a camera.

There are few things I enjoy more than picking an argument with my girlfriend when she has the hiccups.

The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone."

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I'm having an introvert party and you're all not invited.

I always tell new hires, don't think of me as your boss, think of me as your friend who can fire you.

True friendship: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically.

I'm not a Facebook status, you don't have to like me.

I like the sound of you not talking.

I found out about you from my last nightmare.