SEPTEMBER 3, 2014

Perspectives

Why some men have a dog

The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

A dog's parents never visit.

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

MBA (Mentally Below Average) management

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.

They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff... And he was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pfufffff... And he was also gone.

The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12:35 p.m."

Moral of the story: "Always allow the boss to speak first."