To the editor, The Arizona Republic via e-mail

This morning, I happened to spot your print edition, which bore a huge banner, “VIOLENCE BREAKS OUT,” above the fold (or words to that effect). You must have been reporting events in Caracas, because President Trump’s appearance in Phoenix resulted in (GASP!) four arrests, one of which was the result of an outstanding warrant.

The apparatchiki from the former USSR’s AgitProp machine, practising dezinformatsiya, and Joseph Goebbels, Hitler’s propaganda minister, must be chuckling in the gulags and the grave, pleased that The Arizona (People’s Democratic) Republic is carrying out their task of disinformation and prevarication.

Of course, I fully expect that you will spike this letter. For the record, I do not like President Trump, but I thank Providence for having saved our Republic from the fat-bottomed favorite Marxist disciple of Saul Alinsky’s.

J-P. A. Maldonado