Dear Mr. Trump:
An old refrain states, “To catch a thief, one must set a thief.” The corollary to this is, “To offset a female political foe, one must set a female.”
I urge you to consider a female running mate. Alas, former UN Ambassador Jeane Kirkpatrick is no longer with us! She had the brass cojones that would put to shame the entire defanged, declawed, emasculated and castrated Congress – and I include Republicans in that indictment.
Take a good look at Judge Jeanine Pirro, the ultraconservative activist from Fox News, who seems to be channeling Ambassador Kirkpatrick. Not only is she conservative, direct, articulate, aware of federal and state laws, and – yes – good-looking, but she would provide the necessary antidote to female voters who have been poisoned by the shrill and raucous rhetoric spewed by the wide-bottomed female Marxist who will oppose you.
Talk to your close advisors. This is our last chance to rescue our dear Republic from the last eight years of Marxist rule. If “The Hildebeeste” wins, the USA’s main export commodity will be expatriates, because we will no longer have a country.
Sincerely,
J-P A. Maldonado
Lafayette, Colorado
P.S.: John Bolton for Secretary of State!
