DECEMBER 4, 2013
It's time again for pet pictures with Santa at Dove Valley Animal Hospital. From 9 a.m. to 12 on Dec. 7 come out for holiday fun – refreshments, vouchers for toenail clips, giveaways and a chance to meet the staff or wish them good tidings.
Pet of the Week: Miracle (aka Morgan)
SPOOF SPACE BY STEELE CODDINGTON | DECEMBER 4, 2013
When the price of prune juice goes up in this country, the senior population is in serious trouble. The rising price of a food staple is another blow to the freedom of self-medication. It's a conspiracy aimed at forcing older people to enroll in Obamacare. They need to begin rehearsing how to stand in line and wait for treatment from an arrogant beaurocrat. You know how that works - "Ahh, show me where your heart is so I can check your pulse." My grandfather and his friends are worried because, "Prune juice is our only answer to Obama rhetoric." He wouldn't explain that process to me but it seems to make sense.