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PET NEWSJUNE 19, 2013

Hope for Horses Annual Gala offers opportunity to support Triple R

Triple R Horse Rescue is planning its first Hope for Horses Annual Gala to be held at the Carefree Resort and Conference Center on October 19, 2013. This event will set the bar for years to come, and they would be love for you to be a part of their big day!

DR DAVEDR. DAVE HEPBURN  |  JUNE 19, 2013

Keep your hands off my nuts!

On rare occasions, when I find my pantry is low on the essential food groups such as Cocoa Puffs, Snickers and Dr. Pepper, I go grocery shopping. Not one to linger too long in the tofu and wheat germ aisle I slink over to the bulk food section, salivating fondly over these massive barrels of massive calories. When it comes to the cases of nuts, admittedly, I am a bit of a nutcase. I scoop up a large mixture of nuts, flick aside the ugly Brazil nuts, flick in a few more cashews and make for my pantry.

SPOOF SPACE BY STEELE CODDINGTON  |  JUNE 19, 2013

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Greetings oppressed tax payers and persecuted conservatives. Welcome to "Corruption 101" class and a simple observation. Washington DC, "the government," used to be tolerated like eating a jar of unpitted olives. You could always spit out the pits. But Chicago moved in with Obama and mandated that you have to swallow the pits because it's good for you. And if you flatulate in the right direction you might kill a conservative. Now reality has kicked in and DC itself is "the pits!" Impossible to digest.