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JANUARY 23, 2013

Top 50 Oxymorons

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         50.    Act naturally
         49.    Found missing
         48.    Resident alien
         47.    Advanced BASIC
         46.    Genuine imitation
         45.    Airline Food
         44.    Good grief
         43.    Same difference
         42.    Almost exactly
         41.    Government organization
         40.    Sanitary landfill
         39.    Alone together
         38.    Legally drunk
         37.    Silent scream
         36.    British fashion
         35.    Living dead
         34.    Small crowd
         33.    Business ethics
         32.    Soft rock
         31.    Butt Head
         30.    Military Intelligence
         29.    Software documentation
         28.    New York culture
         27.    New classic
         26.    Sweet sorrow
         25.    Childproof
         24.    "Now, then ..."
         23.    Synthetic natural gas
         22.    Christian Scientists
         21.    Passive aggression
         20.    Taped live
         19.    Clearly misunderstood
         18.    Peace force
         17.    Extinct Life
         16.    Temporary tax increase
         15.    Computer jock
         14.    Plastic glasses
         13.    Terribly pleased
         12.    Computer security
         11.    Political science
         10.    Tight slacks
         9.     Definite maybe
         8.     Pretty ugly
         7.     Twelve-ounce pound cake
         6.     Diet ice cream
         5.     Rap music
         4.     Working vacation
         3.     Exact estimate
         2.     Religious tolerance
         1.     Microsoft Works