Men and Women – Same planet, different universe – Part I

by Charles Marshall | June 18, 2008

Men and women have completely different definitions of what constitutes a logical conversation. Put simply, a man believes that an action (a statement or question) should produce an equal and opposite reaction (an answer that directly correlates to the proffered statement or question).

To demonstrate, I offer the following actual conversation that I just had with my wife on the phone:

Me: Hey honey, have I gotten any e-mail today?
Wife: No.
Me: Oh, OK. What're you doing right now?
Wife: I'm writing someone who e-mailed you and wanted some information about having you speak to their group.
Me: I thought you said I don't have any e-mail.
Wife: You don't. I'm already answering it.
Me: Arrgggh!


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