Chief Beer Officer

God Bless America

But, her ring was safe

Her boyfriend told her to swallow her engagement ring to keep it safe from “bad guys.” At least, that’s what happened in the dream that Jenna Evans had that fateful night, according to the Association of Mature American Citizens [AMAC]. But when she woke up the next morning the ring was not on her finger and Jenna recalled the dream and knew it was in her stomach. As she put it in an interview with KGTV in San Diego, “When I woke up and it was not on my hand, I knew exactly where it was. It was in my stomach.” She underwent surgery to retrieve the ring. 

Another dream job

It’s a dream job for any football freak, getting paid to go to every home game your favorite team plays. In this case, the home team is the Los Angeles Rams. The Association of Mature American Citizens [AMAC] says that California’s Golden Road Brewing is offering to pay a Ram’s fan $150 per game. All the lucky new employee would have to do is promote the company’s products, especially its new Whose House?! Blonde Ale. The lucky applicant will have the title of Chief Beer Officer.

How safe can sleep-driving be

Technically, there is no law on the books in Massachusetts that prohibits falling asleep at the wheel if you’re traveling in a self-driving car, according to Boston’s WBZ-TV. At least, that’s what the station’s news report claimed recently, according to the Association of Mature American Citizens [AMAC]. It seems that Dakota Randall was driving on the Mass Pike recently and spotted a Tesla on the road. As he passed the car he made a double take when he saw the driver and a passenger were apparently sound asleep. Randall told WBZ “it was just so bizarre that I just had to get it on video… They looked like they needed to go home and go to bed.”