Turnips in a bucket

God Bless America

Fasten your seat belts

Some people will do just about anything to make it into the Guinness Book of World Records. Take the 103 or more Brits who plan to break the record for the most nudist riders on a roller coaster, reports the Association of Mature American Citizens [AMAC]. The event will take place at a theme park in Blackpool, England. It is being sponsored by the British Naturalism organization, which has put out a call for naked volunteers for the occasion promising a fun-filled afternoon including three hours of skinny dipping at a nearby water park.

Snake in the sky

This python is no snake in the grass. It’s milieu seems to be TV antennas where he is comfortable enough to snatch a snack in the form of a passing bird, according to the Association of Mature American Citizens [AMAC]. The serpent’s most recent rooftop hunt in New South Wales, Australia was caught on cell phone video by a quick-thinking woman who looked up just in time.

Another hapless husband

The wife said she wanted tulips for Valentine’s Day, says the Association of Mature American Citizens [AMAC]. But, early on Valentine’s Day morning the husband informed his confused spouse that her turnips had arrived. It wasn’t a joke. After all he went to great lengths to put the turnips in a bucket with the words “I Love You” written on the side.