Dropped to the floor and crawled out

God Bless America

Elvis Lives
The late U.S. Army Sergeant Elvis Presley has been memorialized by the town of Friedberg, Germany where he was stationed during his tour of duty between 1958 and 1960, reports the Association of Mature American Citizens [AMAC]. Drivers there get a glimpse of his image whenever they stop for a red light at one of three crossing signals featuring an animated “Elvis the Pelvis” silhouette in full hip-swinging mode.

An intimidating moment
A shy nine-year-old Nathan Grant was on hand with his parents David and Carrie [not to be confused with Cary] Grant when Queen Elizabeth attended a charity event in London recently. So overwhelmed was young Nathan that, according to the Association of Mature American Citizens [AMAC], he dropped to the floor and crawled out of the room as the monarch greeted him.

A lot of lettuce
She went to the store to buy a head of cabbage and came home with a lot of “lettuce.” But, it wasn’t the kind you eat, explains the Association of Mature American Citizens [AMAC], it was the kind you spend. Here’s what happened. Vanessa Ward’s dad asked her to run to the store in Groveton, VA to pick up some cabbage for dinner. While there she also bought a Win a Spin scratch-off lottery ticket that wound up being worth $225,000.