What I learned from President Trumps successful trip to the Mid East and Europe:
President Trump has:
* Rid the United States of Obama’s stock of white flags and diapers
* Rid the United States of the knee pads Obama used when he kissed the asses of our enemies and adversaries.
* Rid the United States of the strap-on-dildo that Obama reserved for screwing dependable, steadfast friends and allies.
* Began the restoration of our national pride that Obama tore from our hands, hearts. minds and souls..
I call that a VERY GOOD BEGINNING!