I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na..
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
My math teacher called me average. How mean!
All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society’s way of preparing you for your driver’s license photo.
You’re like school in the summertime – no class.
I swear to drunk I’m not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don’t do vegetables.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
If homework goes too easy you are doing it wrong.
Ever since I took geometry at school, my life has turned around 360 degrees.