Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
I eat my tacos over a tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco.
Turning vegan is a big missed steak.
One day you’re the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you’re toast.
Now what’s on the menu? Me-n-u
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough.
I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it.